Mommy's solution for dirty tissues
Swallow, count and repeat
Don't let it slip out again!
Only one thing can get done around her
Whip it out, no point in hiding bro
Use this fucking slut
Soft as silk and sweet as honey
I'll help you get up, baby
I love your ideas, honey
Is this a serious talk, mom?
Pick your favorite, daddy!
I've been missing out
Solid presentation prep, boss
Wanna climb my fucklist?